Party for One

We’re not sure if you know this, but we’re really keen on masturbation! We thought we’d provide you with some great options for you to, you know, better your experiences. And don’t worry – we’ve got some things for everyone coming up.

Luckily having some you-time doesn’t really require much of anything – besides maybe some peace and quiet (we wish we could offer that), but there are a few tricks and toys that can always make things better.

First, something super small. Ever heard of a vibrating bullet? These things are smaller than a lipstick tube, but pack a ton of power. Usually for external stimulation, you can even pop one in your purse.

A couple examples are the tiny and affordable Rocks-Off Bullet, or the sleek, rechargeable We-Vibe Tango

How about some relaxing massage oil? We know, these are traditionally used between couples, but who says you can’t use some yourself? I mean, as long as you have access to some hands – forget rules, pleasure yourself! Try warming up to some sweet hemp seed massage oil  from Earthly Body.

As the name suggests, it’s all body-friendly and natural. It’s okay if you want some ASAP;  we do too!

Next, a little something for guys (but ladies, keep reading; this might make a great gift idea!). Tenga, a famous guy-toy company, makes little egg shaped masturbators that are small enough to fit in your pocket – and they come with their own lube!

Plus, they’re multi-use and very affordable. Really hard to go wrong there.

This is another one for the lads – and this toy is enjoying some recent fame from Zoomer magazine. The Hot Octopuss Pulse 3 is a fancy new “guy-brator” made of classy silicone, that fits around your penis and vibrates to your heart’s content, with five different patterns. It also is great for maintaining an erection – just in case.

Last, but certainly never least, a masturbation-helper list would never be complete without a classic ladies’ vibrator. While at Lovecraft we always have a huge selection of the finest options for you and your ladyhood, we can’t help but recommend a classic like the Vibratex Rabbit Habit.  Popularized by hit show Sex in the City, these toys are the ultimate masturbators.

Three points of sweet stimulation, a rotating pearl-filled center, multiple vibration modes and a whole lotta bliss. Grab a few batteries, and away you go.

And with all that – we hope you enjoy your free excuse to enjoy some personal fun, or at the very least, some peace and quiet. Always remember to take some self time.

Until next time!

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